Friday, October 08, 2004

Debate Top Ten List

Okay, this is it for today! Via the Media Research Center, a David Letterman Top Ten List of debate rules (they apply more to last week's debate):

10. Debate will be as bland and uninteresting as possible

9. Loud buzzer sounds every time Bush makes up a word

8. No bare midriffs

7. Candidates may give props and shout-outs to their peeps

6. Makeup artist will be on hand to touch up Senator Kerry's cosmetically enhanced, Day-Glo orange horse face

5. If the candidates wish to chew tobacco, they must provide their own spittoons

4. If Kerry gets too long and boring, he'll be shot with a taser

3. When tough questions are asked, candidates may phone a friend

2. First half of debate will focus on Kerry's flips, second half, flops

1. Bush must wait until closing arguments to wheel out caged Osama bin Laden

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