The Therapist is at it again with some excellent spoof news items. He's a master and you'll find these worth your time: this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. I mean these are excellent.
Here are some of the headlines from the above links (the body text of each item is also very well done):
ABC To Air Pilot, Greer Eye For The Alzheimer's Guy
Judges luxuriate as incoherent patients flounder at rejected appeals
God Overturns Judicial Appeals To Have Messiah Reinserted In Tomb
Brief claims that Savior didn't want to rise again
Media Hoping No Consecrated, Bible-Quoting Teenagers Among Casualties In School Shooting
Federal Judge orders survivors to credit other gods
Police Taser Barometric Condensation Near Hospice
Judge Greer signs restraining order against cumulonimbus clouds
Judge Greer Orders Feeding Tube Inserted Into Lenin's Corpse
Communist leader's persistent rigor mortic state "inconsequential" says judge
Court Warns Schiavo Against Spiking Terri In End Zone
Michael Schiavo Reaches Compromise With 1000 Gallon-A-Minute Feeding Tube
Stipulates for nothing less than "full and unrelenting nourishment"