Sunday, March 27, 2005

Humor Break

The Therapist is at it again with some excellent spoof news items. He's a master and you'll find these worth your time: this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. I mean these are excellent.

Here are some of the headlines from the above links (the body text of each item is also very well done):

ABC To Air Pilot, Greer Eye For The Alzheimer's Guy
Judges luxuriate as incoherent patients flounder at rejected appeals

God Overturns Judicial Appeals To Have Messiah Reinserted In Tomb
Brief claims that Savior didn't want to rise again

Media Hoping No Consecrated, Bible-Quoting Teenagers Among Casualties In School Shooting
Federal Judge orders survivors to credit other gods

Police Taser Barometric Condensation Near Hospice
Judge Greer signs restraining order against cumulonimbus clouds

Judge Greer Orders Feeding Tube Inserted Into Lenin's Corpse
Communist leader's persistent rigor mortic state "inconsequential" says judge

Court Warns Schiavo Against Spiking Terri In End Zone

Michael Schiavo Reaches Compromise With 1000 Gallon-A-Minute Feeding Tube
Stipulates for nothing less than "full and unrelenting nourishment"

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