He also never said, "You believe in me because my warm fuzziness inspired you to share your loaves and fishes. Now go forth to all the nations with a cock-and-bull story of 'miraculous multiplication of loaves and fishes' as a midrash on this purely naturalistic event. For behold, what could be a greater wonder than that ancient semitic people should show hospitality? As it is written: 'Everybody everywhere is as chintzy as a suburban American is about sharing food. For suburban America is the Measure of All Things.' So sharing food shall be accounted a wonder of God and a great sign."
Thursday, October 25, 2007
He Never Said That
Some Christian humor. Mark Shea also came up with one (and invites others to do so):