Actually, In An Ideal World, You Would Have The Right To Be Seen And Not Heard

Ace Of Spades links to a "Children's Bill Of Rights" (PDF), created in progressive Portland, OR. Supposedly written by the kids, but it reads like the typical leftist manifesto. In addition to demanding free access to everything under the sun (nutrition, support for hobbies and sports, healthcare, housing, etc, etc), it contains this little gem:

"Employment: We are entitled to any funds that we earn."

Thanks, young-uns, for showing us that you really can have it all.