Sunday, May 07, 2006

What 30 Years Will Do To You

Found this here:

1976: Long hair
2006: Longing for hair

1976: The perfect high
2006: The perfect high yielding mutual fund

1976: KEG
2006: EKG

1976: Moving to California because it’s cool
2006: Moving to California because it’s warm.

1976: Growing pot
2006: Growing pot belly

1976: Trying to look like Marlin Brando or Liz Taylor
2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlin Brando or Liz Taylor

1976: Seeds and stems
2006: Roughage

1976: Popping pills, smoking joints
2006: Popping joints

1976: Killer weed
2006: Weed killer

1976: Hoping for a BMW
2006: Hoping for a BM

1976: The Grateful Dead
2006: Kevorkian

1976: Going to a new hip joint
2006: Receiving a new hip joint

1976: Rolling Stones
2006: Kidney stones

1976: Being called into the Principal’s office
2006: Calling the Princicpal’s office

1976: Screw the system
2006: Upgrade the system

1976: Disco
2006: Costco

1976: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2006: Children begging you to get their head shaved

1976: Taking acid
2006: Taking antacid

1976: Passing the driver’s test
2006: Passing the vision test

1976: Whatever
2006: Depends

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