These are the best ones:
Q: What's huge, white, swims in the ocean, and has only one side?I made up my own little joke back in the day. Not a math joke, but a stoner joke:
A: Moebius Dick.
Q: How many number theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: This is not known, but it is conjectured to be a prime number.
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
***Excuse for not doing math homework:
---I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook, I couldn't reach it.
***Set-theoretic campfire song:
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall
Aleph-null bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall...
Me: "How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
You: "I don't know, how many?"
Me: [pause, look of recognition that you just said something] "What."
Otay, that's it for this blog in 2004! Happy New Year!