A Derbyshire Christmas

A very special Derb Radio this month. Christmas carols adapted to the political situation and sung by Derbyshire himself.

Here are a couple, but do listen to the MP3!

God Rest You, Yasser Arafat
(Traditional tune)

God rest you, Yasser Arafat
You've gone to your reward.
We're sorry it was not your fate
To perish by the sword.
But nonetheless we're very glad
Your passing to record.
O tidings of comfort and joy!


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The ACLU's Coming to Town
(Tune here)

Oh, you'd better not kneel,
You'd better not pray;
Don't mention the Lord on "Holiday" —
The ACLU's coming to town!

They're making a list
They're checking it twice;
They're gonna find out
Who's mentioning Christ —
The ACLU's coming to town!

Let's have no star or manger,
No crosses, babes, or sleighs;
The Republic is in danger
Till the Boy Scouts let in gays!

Oh, you'd better not kneel,
You'd better not pray;
"Merry Christmas!" is now
"Happy Holiday!"
The ACLU's coming to town!