NYT Ten Years Ago: We don't like you.
Us Ten Years Ago: Oh? Why?
NYT Eight Years Ago: We really don't like you.
Us Eight Years Ago: You don't even know us. Maybe you should try to get to know us.
NYT Six Years Ago: We really still do not like you.
Us Six Years Ago: Yeah. You said that.
NYT Four Years Ago: We really do not like you.
Us Four Years Ago: Whatever.
NYT Three Years Ago: We don't like you.
Us Three Years Ago: --
NYT Two Years Ago: Did you hear us, we don't like you.
Us Two Years Ago: --
NYT One Year Ago: Are you getting this? We don't like you!
Us One Year Ago: --
NYT One Month Ago: We repeat: We really do not like you! Please acknowledge if you have received this message.
Us One Month Ago: --
NYT, This Week: MURDERS! KILLERS! SOCIOPATHS!!! AAAAUGH!!! PAY ATTENTION!! PAY ATTENTION, KILLERS!!!
Us, This Week: What is your problem, psycho?
NYT: Oh, thank God! We thought you'd gone!!!
Also this:
MEDIA: Sarah Palin directly and knowingly caused the murders of six innocent human beings.
PALIN: No, I didn't.
MEDIA: Stop making it all about you!!! This is about the people who were shot!!!
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