Christian Theocrats Are Out To Sap Our Precious Bodily Fluids

The Left is getting downright paranoid and McCarthyist about the theocrats. The only difference between now and the McCarthy era is that back then godless communists really were out to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids (that's a quote from "Doctor Stangelove", folks). There's a heck of a nice satire about the paranoid left here.